Description
💌 One Card to Rule Them All (and Subtly Judge Them Too)
Because sometimes you need a card that says “I care,” but not like... too much.
Skip the novels and the basic store-bought fluff. This card is your weapon of choice when you want to say just enough to look thoughtful—but still leave room for sarcasm, wit, or a thinly veiled eye-roll.
Whether it’s a birthday, a holiday, or just a Tuesday when someone did the bare minimum, this sleek vertical beauty is ready to carry your message—sassy, sweet, or suspiciously vague.
🎁 What You Get (Besides Instant Likeability):
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One (1) gloriously single vertical card – perfect for one-time emotional investments
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Sized for subtle drama – because big things come in just-right packages
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Printed on bougie 270gsm white paper – thick enough to slap someone emotionally
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Front cover that overlaps the back – because even your card should have a little flair
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Colors so vibrant, they’ll think you actually tried
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Includes envelope – so you don’t have to hand it over awkwardly like a caveman
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Single-size simplicity – because choosing between 4 sizes is too much commitment
🧽 Care Instructions:
Treat it like your reputation—dust off gently, avoid liquids, and never leave it unattended with toddlers or nosy coworkers. Use a clean, dry cloth and swipe from the center outward, like you're brushing off someone’s unsolicited life advice.
