Description
Celebrate Like You Mean It (Or at Least Pretend To)
Tired of boring, cookie-cutter cards? So are we. Our greeting cards are actually worth giving—whether you're marking a birthday, dodging guilt on Mother’s Day, or fake-smiling through your coworker’s promotion. Designed to look gorgeous and say, “I care...ish,” they’re perfect for anyone from your favorite human to that one relative you only see on holidays.
Product Features
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Loud colors, sharp printing—because bland cards are for people with no imagination.
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Fancy 270gsm paper that feels expensive (because it is). Available in matte, uncoated, or “I can’t believe it’s not glossy” finishes.
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The front wraps around to the back like a hug… or a stylish design choice.
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Horizontal or vertical—your card, your rules.
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Comes with matching envelopes so you don’t hand it over looking like a hot mess.
Care Instructions
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Gently wipe off dust with a soft, dry cloth. Or don’t. It’s a card, not a vintage sports car.
