Description
Tired of boring, basic cards that whisper "meh"? Us too. That’s why we created these bold, bright, zero-drama greeting cards that scream personality — even when you’re too lazy to write more than “Happy Birthday.”
Crafted from gloriously thick 270gsm paper (yes, we’re judging flimsier cards), these beauties feel as luxe as they look. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, graduation, or just feel like pretending to be thoughtful, these cards do all the heavy lifting while you take the credit.
Whether you’re a creative genius sharing your art or just someone who forgot a gift and needs a last-minute save — congratulations, you’ve found your secret weapon.
Product Features
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Loud, vibrant colors so your message can’t be ignored
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Premium 270gsm paper — thick enough to impress, even if your handwriting isn’t
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Overlapping covers for that “I totally have my life together” look
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Comes in multiple sizes and finishes, because one-size-fits-all is a lie
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Envelopes included (yes, we thought of everything — you’re welcome)
Care Instructions
If it gets dusty (how dare it), grab a soft, clean, dry cloth and gently wipe it from the center out — like you’re polishing your ego.