Description
🎉 “One Card to Celebrate Them All (Yes, Even Divorce… Especially Divorce)”
(Single Vertical Card – For Moments Worth Mocking and Memorable Enough to Pretend You Care)
Celebrate life’s special (or just barely tolerable) moments with a card that screams “I showed up emotionally, kinda!” From birthdays to breakups and every awkward milestone in between, this bold beauty adds flair, fun, and just enough sarcasm to make you look like a thoughtful adult.
Printed in colors brighter than your ex’s red flags, this vertical card doesn’t just say something—it says it with style. Crafted on fancy 270gsm paper (that’s card nerd for “feels expensive”), it’s sturdy enough to be saved… or dramatically ripped in half during a wine-fueled meltdown.
What You’re Getting (Besides Undeniable Awesomeness):
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1 vertical, single-sized greeting card to make your message feel bigger than it is
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Print so vibrant, it basically does the talking for you (louder than your passive-aggressive tone)
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Fancy overlapping cover design that opens smoother than a fake apology
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Premium 270gsm paper that feels as expensive as your taste in wine
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One envelope included — because even sarcasm deserves presentation
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Available in multiple finishes: matte (moody), uncoated (raw), glossy (attention-seeker), or both sides coated (you extra, huh?)
Care Instructions:
Handle it gently—like you do with your own emotions. Wipe off dust with a soft, dry cloth, and for the love of snacks, don’t use your sleeve.
