Description
💌 “Because Your Sarcasm Deserves Stationery”
(Single Vertical Card – One Size Fits Most Feelings)
Tired of boring, bland cards that look like they were printed by a beige committee? Same. That’s why this gloriously snarky greeting card exists—to deliver your hilariously chaotic energy in a form that’s socially acceptable to mail.
Perfect for birthdays, random Tuesdays, or passive-aggressive apologies, this card says what you're really thinking—with flair. It’s printed in “look-at-me” colors on thick, premium 270gsm paper (translation: not that floppy drugstore junk), with a professional overlapping design that says, “Yeah, I kinda have my life together.”
What You’re Actually Getting (Spoiler: It’s Fabulous):
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1 vertical greeting card (the only size that matters today)
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Eye-searing vibrant colors so your message doesn’t get ignored
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Double-sided printing for twice the attitude
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Thick 270gsm premium paper—like your standards, firm and unbending
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Professionally overlapped front cover design (no weird white lines here)
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1 envelope included—because tossing it naked into someone’s hand is just rude
Care Instructions:
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth like it’s your last brain cell—handle with care and don’t cry on it unless it’s waterproof (it’s not).
