Description
🎉 One Card to Say Everything (So You Don’t Have To)
Perfect for when you care... just not enough to call.
This isn’t just a card—it’s your socially acceptable excuse to avoid actual conversation. Whether it’s a birthday, a holiday, or your monthly obligation to pretend you're thoughtful, this single vertical legend delivers personality with minimal effort. Bright, bold, and bougie enough to look like you tried.
It’s cute. It’s classy. And let’s be honest—it’s doing all the emotional heavy lifting for you.
📦 What You Actually Get:
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One glorious vertical card – because who really needs a 5-pack of feelings?
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Size: just right – big enough to make a statement, small enough to forget where you put it
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Printed on luxe 270gsm white paper – thick enough to feel expensive without maxing your card
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Vibrant, retina-searing colors – because dull greetings are for dull people
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Front cover overlaps the back – with that ultra-fancy 1/16" gap no one asked for but everyone respects
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Includes envelope – for when you feel like mailing it instead of hand-throwing it into someone’s lap
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One size only – because options are exhausting
🧽 Care Instructions:
Treat it like your ego—dust it gently, don’t crease it, and keep it far away from toddlers with juice.
Start from the center and work your way out, just like your issues.
