Dear Santa- Funny Christmas card

$5.20

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"It’s Just a Card, But You’re Welcome"

Sometimes, life calls for a grand gesture. Other times, it just calls for this ridiculously good-looking piece of folded paper. Whether it’s a birthday, wedding, Christmas, or a “sorry I forgot your graduation” situation, this card says just enough without requiring emotional vulnerability.

Crafted for people who want to look thoughtful without, you know, putting in too much effort.

What’s in the Envelope of Mild Effort:

  • 1 vertical card, because that’s really all you need

  • Printed front and back—because half-finished is not the vibe

  • Premium 270gsm paper—thicker than your favorite excuses

  • A single size, because we don’t believe in decision fatigue

  • One envelope included (you’re welcome for making mailing easier)

Product Features:

  • Colors so vibrant, even your flaky cousin will say “Wow”

  • A front cover overlap that screams “professional” and whispers “last-minute”

  • Smooth, premium finish to make you look like you planned this weeks ago

  • Works for birthdays, weddings, holidays, and guilt-tripped reunions

Care Instructions:
Brush it gently like it’s your ego after being left on read. Or just don’t—honestly, it still slaps with or without dust.