Description
🖕 One Card. Zero Regrets.
(Because some people only deserve one—and this is it.)
Why send a long text when you can slap your thoughts onto this gloriously sarcastic rectangle of premium sass? Whether it’s Christmas, Valentine’s Day, or just another Thursday when someone annoyed you slightly less than usual, this card is your one-way ticket to saying, “Hey, I cared… just barely.”
Designed for the emotionally advanced (read: you), this vertical card doesn’t just carry a message—it delivers attitude. Forget mass-produced fluff. This one-size masterpiece is here to outshine every basic greeting on the shelf.
💥 What You Get:
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1 gloriously snarky vertical card
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Size that says “I showed up,” not “I tried too hard”
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Printed on bougie 270gsm paper because we’re not animals
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Rich, vibrant colors that scream “look at me!” louder than your ex at brunch
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Matching envelope included (you’re welcome)
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Double-sided printing so the sass continues even when flipped
🧼 Care Instructions:
Treat it like you do your feelings—lightly dusted and mostly ignored.
Use a soft, clean cloth and gently brush away any guilt, judgment, or dirt—preferably from the center outward, like the emotional distance you maintain during the holidays.
