Title: Light It Up for Freedom: Why Our 24 oz Snark-Filled Candles Are $17.76 (and Worth Every Damn Penny)
Let’s cut to the chase: You’ve seen those dainty little candles—the 9 oz "whispers of wax" and 12 oz “room fresheners” posing as real candles—selling for ten to eighteen bucks. Cute. But here's the deal: our beastly 24 oz candles—loaded with snark, sass, and serious scent power—are only $17.76.
Why $17.76? Because it’s not just a number, it’s a declaration.
That’s right—$17.76 is a flaming tribute to the year we told England to take a hike, cracked a beer, and started lighting fireworks in our backyard. It’s also the exact price you’ll pay for one of our gloriously large, hilariously labeled, Veteran-owned, USA-poured, and freedom-fueled candles.
Here’s what you’re getting for your hard-earned (and wisely spent) $17.76:
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A full 24 ounces of waxy sarcasm—double the size, double the burn, and yes, double the attitude.
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Snarky labels that say what you’re thinking (but louder).
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A Veteran-owned business that’s been lighting the way—literally and metaphorically.
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Poured in the USA, because outsourcing patriotism just isn’t our thing.
This Memorial Day and 4th of July, skip the overpriced boutique baby candles and grab something that actually smells like freedom—or rebellion, or bourbon, or salty tears of your ex—whatever we slapped on the label.
So while others are charging more for less, we’re giving you more for America.
$17.76. One Nation. Under Flame. With Snark and Justice for All.
Light it up. Burn it proud.
Support a Veteran. Smell amazing doing it.
