If you like your products with a side of sass, then congratulations—you’ve found your people. Snarky Humans launched in July 2024, kicking off our journey on WooCommerce and Amazon with a single mission: to serve up sarcasm in the form of candles, mugs, t-shirts, and more. Now we are Shopify and Amazon.

Our products aren’t for everyone—and that’s the point. If you love inspirational quotes and pastel aesthetics, you might want to look elsewhere. WE are NOT WOKE!!!  But if you thrive on humor, sarcasm, and a little bit of profanity, welcome home.

Take our Big Bag of Go F*** Yourself Candle, for example—an aromatic middle finger to life's daily frustrations. Or our Resting Bitch Face Candle, which doesn’t just smell amazing but also embodies your favorite unbothered expression. And let’s not forget our sassy couple mugs—the perfect way to say “I tolerate you” over morning coffee.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve expanded beyond just candles and mugs. Our snark-infused statements now live on hats, t-shirts, and other goodies, so you can wear your attitude loud and proud. Now you can even personalize your Big Bag and RBF apparel. Along with a nod to the GenX Big Hair Generation. And because sarcasm isn’t just for humans, we launched Snarky Pets at the beginning of the year—because, let’s be real, pets can be just as snarky as their owners. Each pet featured in our designs belongs to real, attitude-filled humans, and their stories will soon be live on our website.

And the best part? We’ve got five new products dropping in March, packed with our signature snark but with a little extra love thrown in—because if teasing isn’t your love language, are you even living? Stay tuned, and in the meantime, light a candle, pour some coffee (or something stronger), and embrace the snarky life.

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