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"Congrats, I Remembered You Exist!" – Snarky Greeting Card Pack for Life’s Bare-Minimum Moments
Finally — a greeting card for people who kinda care but not enough to call. Celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, emotional crises, or whatever drama someone’s having this week with a card that says, “I showed up… barely.” These aren’t just cards — they’re your official excuse to do the least with style.
Because we know you’d rather scroll memes than write heartfelt messages, we’ve done the hard part. All you need to do is sign your name and take the credit. Whether it’s for your mom, your work bestie, or your situationship who insists on “celebrating monthsaries,” we got you.
🧾 What You Get:
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A pack of brutally honest greeting cards that scream, “Look, I made an effort!”
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Envelopes included — because sending a card naked is weird and possibly illegal.
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All the sarcasm, none of the effort.
🖼️ Product Features:
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Colors loud enough to wake the dead — perfect for that one cousin who’s “spiritual now.”
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Printed on 270gsm premium white paper — thick enough to double as passive-aggressive weaponry.
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Standard overlap design — so your card looks expensive, even if your feelings aren’t.
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Available in four sizes and finishes — because yes, size still matters.
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Includes envelopes — because you’re not a savage (probably).
🧹 Care Instructions:
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Gently dust off with a soft, dry cloth — or talk to it like it’s your emotional support animal.
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Keep it safe from coffee spills, wine tears, toddlers with sticky fingers, and chaotic exes.
💡 Perfect For:
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Birthdays, anniversaries, breakups, makeups, or when someone just won’t shut up about their “big day.”
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Coworkers you barely tolerate, friends you forgot, and family you’re trying not to block (yet).
Let your card say what your face won’t.
Fake the feels. Nail the delivery. Move on with your life.
