New arrival
Snarky Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000
Description
Make a statement without saying a word! This heavyweight cotton T-shirt isn’t just a durable staple—it’s your new favorite sidekick for casual wear with an attitude. A relaxed style that screams, “I’m comfy, I’m cool, and yes, I’m probably judging you.”
- Seamless double-needle collar: Because your shirt should be seamless, unlike your drama.
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems: Reinforced to withstand even your most intense eye rolls.
- 100% cotton: Soft, breathable, and perfect for those days when you want to look like you tried (but didn’t).
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability: Built to last longer than your last situationship.
Size Guide:
Whether you're small or rocking 5XL, we’ve got a size that fits your vibe.
Size | Length (cm/inches) | Width (cm/inches) | Half Chest (cm/inches) |
---|---|---|---|
S | 71.1 / 28 | 91.4 / 36 | 45.7 / 18 |
M | 73.7 / 29 | 101.6 / 40 | 50.8 / 20 |
L | 76.2 / 30 | 111.8 / 44 | 55.9 / 22 |
XL | 78.7 / 31 | 122 / 48 | 61 / 24 |
2XL | 81.3 / 32 | 132 / 52 | 66 / 26 |
3XL | 83.8 / 33 | 142.2 / 56 | 71.1 / 28 |
4XL | 86 / 33.9 | 152 / 59.8 | 76 / 29.9 |
5XL | 89 / 35 | 162 / 63.8 | 81 / 31.9 |
Care Instructions:
- General: This tee is the triple threat—comfort, style, and durability all rolled into one snarky package.
- Wash: Keep the sass fresh—cold water, similar colors.
- Dry: Tumble dry low or hang it up, just like you do with your high standards.
- Store: Perfect for anyone looking for a high-quality, ethically made tee that doesn’t take itself too seriously.