Description
"It’s Just a Card, Don’t Cry"
Who knew a folded piece of fancy paper could make you look so thoughtful? Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, surviving the holidays, or pretending to care for five seconds—this card does all the emotional heavy lifting so you don’t have to.
Designed for the planners, the overthinkers, and the “oops-I-forgot-your-birthday” crowd, this card is your get-out-of-guilt-free pass, wrapped in premium 270gsm elegance.
What You’re Getting (Yes, It’s Just One):
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1 vertical greeting card—stylish, single, and emotionally available
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Printed front and back, because you’re worth the extra ink
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1 envelope included—because handing someone a raw card is weird
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One size fits all—unless you expect it to come with cake (it doesn’t)
Product Features:
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Colors so vivid, they make your personality look beige
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Thick, luxe 270gsm paper—you could slap someone with it (but don’t)
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Overlapping cover design, because aesthetics matter—even if your message doesn’t
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Fancy enough for creatives, sentimental enough for grandmas, and sarcastic enough for you
Care Instructions:
Gently dust with a soft, dry cloth. Or just blow on it like you’re making a wish for better life choices.
