Description
Introducing the greeting cards that do it all — except write themselves (we're working on that). Whether you're celebrating a birthday, dodging a phone call with a "thinking of you," or just trying to look like a functioning adult with emotions, these cards bring the charm, color, and just enough effort to keep people off your back.
Crafted from premium 270gsm white paper that feels fancy without the guilt, and printed using advanced techniques that make colors pop harder than your last text fight, these cards are perfect for birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, or just pretending you have your life together. Multiple sizes, gorgeous finishes, and built-in class? Yes, please.
🙃 Perfect For:
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Acting like you remembered their birthday on purpose
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Thanking someone without actually saying it out loud
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Making “Sorry I ghosted you” sound heartfelt
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Brightening someone’s day with minimal emotional investment
🔥 Product Features:
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Vibrant, Crisp Colors – Because dull cards are emotional beige
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270gsm Premium Paper – Thick enough to slap (metaphorically)
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Industry-Standard Cover Gap – Sleek, seamless, and totally extra
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Multiple Sizes & Finishes – Because one-size-fits-all is boring
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Envelopes Included – For mailing, gifting, or pretending to be classy
🧽 Care Instructions:
Dust off your feelings — or your card — with a clean, dry cloth. Start in the center and work outward, like any good emotional outburst.
