Description
“Just One Card. Because That’s All the Sentiment You Can Muster.”
Bright. Cheerful. Single. Just like your mood after ghosting the group chat for a week. This one vertical card is your no-fuss, no-frills solution to pretending you’re emotionally available—perfect for holidays, birthdays, or just randomly fishing for karma points.
Crafted from fancy 270gsm paper that feels like it costs more than your last bottle of wine (but totally didn’t), it comes dressed to impress with vibrant, eye-popping colors and a front cover overlap that says, “Yeah, I meant to do that.” It’s the ultimate low-effort, high-impact gesture for those who want to seem thoughtful without the time commitment.
Perfect for moms, coworkers, friends, or that one aunt who still thinks you’re “just going through a phase.”
✨ Product Features:
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Single vertical card – tall, bold, and 100% ready to replace human interaction.
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270gsm premium white paper – because flimsy feelings are so last year.
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Front cover overlap – not necessary, but stylish. Just like this card.
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Only one size – so you don’t get decision fatigue while pretending to be thoughtful.
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Envelope included – because loose cards are chaos.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Gently dust it if you must. Or don’t—it’s not like the card will judge you. That’s someone else’s job.
