Fake Joy Christmas card

💌 One Card. All the Effort You’re Getting.

Because sometimes one card is enough—and sometimes it's already too much.

Personalized wishes are great. You know what’s better? Slapping those wishes onto premium cardstock so you look thoughtful without overexerting yourself. This single, vertical greeting card is here to help you fake emotional depth with paper, ink, and minimal emotional investment.

Whether it’s a birthday, a snarky apology, or just a “hey, I remembered you exist,” this card is the overachiever in your lazy-day lineup.

🎁 What You Get (aka the Bare-Minimum Gold Standard):

• One vertical card – yep, just one. That’s all the effort we're budgeting for

• Printed on ultra-thick 270gsm paper – fancy enough to distract from your bad handwriting

• Double-sided print – because why waste the back on silence?

• Envelope included – so you don’t hand it over like a receipt

• USA-sourced card stock – freedom and sass, all in one fold

• One size, zero confusion – vertical, polished, and ready for emotional projection