Description
Because nothing says “I’ve earned this coffee” like creating actual life.
Introducing the I Made Humans crewneck sweatshirt — bold, comfy, and unapologetically proud. Featuring a silhouette of a mom holding her mug like a trophy and grunge-style brush strokes that scream “power casual,” this sweatshirt is made for moms who are done pretending their job is anything less than legendary.
Perfect for school runs, couch days, or silently judging people at the grocery store, this snarky classic-fit sweatshirt makes a statement without saying a word (unless it’s yelling for someone to pick up their socks).
Product Features:
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Soft, breathable 50/50 cotton-poly blend — like a hug, but sassier
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Elastic ribbed collar that bounces back like a mom after birth (eventually)
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Double-needle stitching: strong enough to survive tantrums and laundry day
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Seamless tubular knit = less waste, more awesome
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Printed using OEKO-TEX-certified dyes — because moms don’t mess with toxins
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (like your coffee ends up). Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry clean. Do drink coffee while wearing.
