Description
💌 “Because Basic Cards Are an Outdated Horror Story”
Greeting Cards That Slap – In Style and Sarcasm
Take your correspondence from meh to marvelous with our unapologetically bold Greeting Cards. Radiating color like your favorite drama queen in a spotlight, these cards are perfect for anyone who believes sending love should look as fabulous as they feel.
Crafted on thick, premium paper (the kind that makes cheap cards cry in shame), each one is made to wow, whether you’re sending birthday cheer, holiday sass, or a quick “thinking of you” before ghosting someone again.
Perfect for friends, family, frenemies, and overly dramatic coworkers who deserve a little glitter and shade with their mail.
🎁 Here’s What You Get (Other Than Major Card Envy):
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Jaw-dropping colors thanks to top-tier printing sorcery
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270gsm white paper so luxurious it practically asks to be admired
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Wraparound front cover for an “I totally planned this” look
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Available in one size — because your love (or sarcasm) doesn’t come in one size
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Includes envelopes — because you’re classy and lazy, and we support that
🧼 Card Care (Or How to Pretend You’re Fancy):
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth.
Or just blow on it dramatically and hope for the best.
