Description
Say It Loud, Say It Snarky, Say It Like You Mean It
Because sending a two-second emoji is for people who can’t be bothered. Why settle for basic when you can hand someone a card that screams, “Look how effortlessly fabulous I am”? These greeting cards are your cheat code to looking thoughtful without actually trying — and yes, they come with attitude to spare.
Each card is a bold splash of color, sass, and just enough superiority to make you feel better about your last text reply. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or those “I’m feeling human-ish today” moments when you want to remind people you’re still kinda cool.
What You Get When You Buy:
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Premium 270gsm heavyweight paper — thick enough to flex, smooth enough to make you look like a pro
- Double-sided printing options — because one side of sarcasm is never enough
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Matching envelopes included, because we don’t do naked mail here
Care Instructions (Because Someone’s Gotta Say It):
Dust ‘em off gently with a soft, dry cloth. Or just don’t, and let the cards age like your sarcasm — sharp and unapologetic. Wipe from the center outward, like you’re sweeping away last week’s bad decisions.
