Witty Greeting Card - Something Wicked This Way Comes

💌 “Because ‘Thinking of You’ Deserves Better Than a Typo-Laden Text”

One-Size Greeting Cards – Big Feelings, Bold Designs, Zero Regrets

Brighten someone's mailbox (and maybe their mood) with these gloriously vibrant Greeting Cards! Designed for maximum charm with minimum effort, they’re perfect for birthdays, thank-yous, “you got this” moments, or that awkward “sorry-not-sorry” situation. These cards are the ideal pick for anyone who believes in sending feelings with flair — and maybe a bit of attitude, too.

With stunning colors, premium paper, and the kind of design that says “I’ve got my life together” (even if you don’t), these one-size wonders are here to save your social grace in style.

🎁 What You’re Getting (Besides Instant Likeability):

• Vibrant, pop-off-the-page colors that scream “look how thoughtful I am!”

• Luxuriously thick 270gsm white paper – strong enough to hold all your emotional baggage

• Classy overlapping front cover design – because we don’t do half-hearted anything

• Double-sided print – more space, more sass, more you

• Matching envelope included – because handing over raw paper is just… rude

📏 Only one size. Simple, perfect, no overthinking — just pick, write, and wow.

🧼 Card Care (For the Card-Conscious):

Gently brush dust off with a soft, dry cloth.
Or leave the smudges — they’re now called “vintage accents.”