Spooky Greeting Card for Halloween

💌 Give a Card. Pretend You’re Emotionally Invested.

Add a “totally thought this through” vibe to any celebration with these bold, beautifully crafted greeting cards—aka the easiest way to look thoughtful without breaking a sweat. Whether you’re sending birthday wishes, passive-aggressive holiday cheer, or a little “just because I tolerate you” note, these cards bring the drama... in the best way.

Each one bursts with vibrant color and is printed on premium 270gsm paper—yes, that’s code for “this card feels expensive.” Designed to impress even your pickiest friend (you know the one), they’re perfect for friends, family, coworkers, or whoever’s currently not ghosting you.

🎁 What You’re Getting (Other Than Praise):

• One glorious greeting card with colors that pop harder than your group chat

• Printed on luxurious 270gsm white paper because flimsy cards are an insult

• Polished overlapping cover design — fancy without trying too hard

• Multiple sizes, finishes, and quantities to suit your vibe or guilt level

• Includes matching envelopes — because presentation does matter (a little)

🧼 Care Instructions (Because You Might Be That Person):

Gently wipe with a soft, dry cloth. Or hand it off and let someone else admire the dust.