Description
Because let’s be real—what Dad actually wants for Father's Day is a good laugh, some roast-worthy sarcasm, and just a little emotional damage (the loving kind, obviously). Our SnarkyHumans Greeting Card Pack delivers the perfect mix of brutally honest humor, reminding him how much you care without needing to actually say it. After all, this is the man who taught you how to parallel park and master the art of hiding your feelings. The cards say “I love you” without actually pretending you do.
Whether it's for Father’s Day, his birthday, or any day you feel like roasting the guy who made you a sarcastic legend, these cards are your go-to. Available in packs of 10, 30, or 50—because one card is never enough when your family runs on sarcasm and awkward silence.
✔️ Hilariously snarky (don’t pretend you didn’t laugh)
✔️ Printed on fancy cardstock (because cheap paper is for amateurs)
✔️ Blank inside (because you’re witty enough to write your own insult)
✔️ Designed by real humans with deep trust issues and questionable life choices
Product Features
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Vibrant colors that will blind him with sarcasm
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Premium 270gsm paper that feels expensive—because you’re not a monster
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Available in multiple sizes and finishes to match your emotional range
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Double-sided print, because no one has time for just one funny side
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Envelopes included so you don’t hand it over like it’s a tax form
Care Instructions
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Wipe it gently with a soft, dry cloth—because it’s a card, not a dish towel.
