Description
Let’s face it: generic, soulless greeting cards are a crime. That’s why we made these—so you can finally say what you really mean (with flair). Whether you're showing love, throwing shade, or just trying to one-up everyone else's card game, our collection brings the perfect mix of sarcasm, sincerity, and style.
From birthdays to "I guess you did something worth acknowledging" moments, our cards are here to make your message stand out. Perfect for friends, family, or that coworker you kinda like—but not enough for a gift.
🔥 Product Features (Because You Deserve Better)
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Vibrant colors that scream “Look at me!”
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Premium 270gsm paper—aka “Thicker than your ex’s excuses”
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Multiple finishes so you can go matte, glossy, or full diva
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Double-sided printing because your wit deserves more space
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Comes with envelopes so you can pretend you’re classy
🧽 Care Instructions (In Case You're That Person)
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Gently dust with a soft cloth—because even our cards are high-maintenance.
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Avoid water, fire, or letting toddlers draw on them. Obviously.
