Description
Let’s face it—he survived your eye rolls, your questionable music taste, and that one time you “borrowed” the car without asking. This Father’s Day card is for the man who made it through your teenage chaos without a restraining order or a therapist on retainer. Bold, brutally honest, and just sentimental enough to keep him from thinking you forgot—this card says, “I love you,” with a generous splash of sarcasm.
Printed on luxe cardstock that feels as premium as his grilled cheese technique (three sticks of butter? Iconic), and paired with an envelope so you don’t just hand it over like a receipt. Emotional baggage not included—he already raised you.
Product Features
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Eye-popping colors and snarky designs that practically roll their own eyes
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Thick, bougie 270gsm paper because Dad deserves better than flimsy feelings
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Slick overlapping cover design—just like Dad’s comb-over, but on purpose
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Comes in multiple sizes and finishes, because you’re extra like that
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Envelope included so you can pretend you’re organized
Care Instructions
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Wipe off dust gently with a soft cloth, or don’t—it’s a card, not the family heirloom.
