Description
Tired of boring cards that scream “meh”? Our greeting cards are here to rescue your messages from mediocrity. Bursting with color and personality, these cards don’t just say something — they shout it (politely). Whether you're guilt-tripping Dad on Father’s Day, fake-smiling through a co-worker’s promotion, or pretending to remember an anniversary, we’ve got you covered.
Thoughtfully designed with messages that actually sound human and imagery that won’t make your eyes roll, these cards are perfect for birthdays, holidays, or any random day you feel like being a little extra. Basically, if you’ve got feelings (or want to pretend you do), we’ve got the card for it.
Perfect for: Friends, family, co-workers, or anyone you mildly tolerate enough to send paper to.
Product Features (with Attitude):
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Bold, vibrant colors — because life’s too short for beige
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Fancy 270gsm paper that feels as good as it looks
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Sleek overlapping cover design that says, “I have taste”
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Multiple sizes and finishes, because one-size-fits-all is a lie
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Includes envelopes — we’re not monsters
Care Instructions (Yes, These Matter):
Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to dust it gently — from the center outward. Or, you know, just don’t leave it in a puddle.
