Description
“Cards That Say What Your Face Can’t”
Introducing our eye-catching greeting cards—because sometimes a text just doesn’t cut it, and a GIF isn’t classy enough. These vibrant little masterpieces are here to help you say “Happy Birthday,” “Congrats,” “I’m only slightly annoyed,” or “I remembered your existence”—all with a healthy dose of flair.
Whether it’s a wedding, a birthday, or just a random Tuesday when you feel like being extra, these cards bring the drama in color. Designed for anyone with a heart, a sense of humor, or a flair for being fabulous—friends, coworkers, in-laws (if you must), and even that one person you like but would never admit it.
Product Features (a.k.a. Why You Need This):
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🎨 Colors that Slap: Printed using the latest techniques, so your message practically glows with intent.
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💎 Premium 270gsm Paper: Thicker than your aunt’s casserole and way prettier.
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📏 Overlap Design: Because crooked edges are for DIY disasters.
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🔲 Four Sizes, Multiple Finishes: From matte to “whoa, that’s shiny”—we’ve got options to match your personality (or split personality).
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✉️ Envelopes Included: So you don’t have to deliver it like a caveman.
Care Instructions (for the overachievers):
Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to gently dust from the center outward… or just don’t spill coffee on it. Your call.
