Description
“One Card. Infinite Sass. Zero Regrets.”
Brighten someone’s day—or at least interrupt their scrolling—with this loud and proud vertical greeting card. Featuring vibrant colors and printed on 270gsm paper that feels fancier than your holiday budget, this single-size wonder proves you can still look thoughtful with the emotional range of a potato.
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or those awkward “I forgot your birthday but here’s a card anyway” moments. Whether you're writing a heartfelt note or winging it with "Best Wishes," this card makes you look like you’ve got it together—even if you absolutely do not.
Great for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who deserves 15 square inches of your personality.
✨ Product Features:
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One vertical card – tall and bold, just like your opinions.
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Crisp, vibrant printing – because you deserve to pop.
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Premium 270gsm paper – thick enough to feel expensive, thin enough to mail without drama.
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Available finishes? Not for this one. It’s one size, one style, one glorious card.
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Envelope included – because handing someone a raw card is just unhinged.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Dust it gently if you must—but honestly, if someone’s inspecting your card for specks, that friendship might need re-evaluation.
