Fun Christmas Card- The Tree

🎯 Just One Card… Because That’s All You Deserve

Classy, a little sassy, and way better than that recycled Hallmark junk.

Why say it with flowers when you can say it with paper, sarcasm, and emotional detachment? This vertical wonder packs enough punch to make you look thoughtful—without the hassle of actual effort.

Perfect for birthdays, holidays, passive-aggressive congratulations, or “oops I forgot your birthday again but here’s a card”—this gem is here to deliver charm, color, and just the right amount of shade.

🎁 What You Actually Get (Spoiler: It’s Not a Hug):

• One vertical greeting card – because sometimes one is enough (or all they’re worth)

• Printed on fancy 270gsm white paper – thick, smooth, and not emotionally available

• Overlapping front cover with a chic 1/16" gap – for that “I’m put together” illusion

• Vibrant, in-your-face color – guaranteed to be louder than their personality

• Envelope included – so you don’t have to hand it over like a budget magician

• Exactly one size, one finish, one decision – because overthinking is for wedding invites

🧼 Care Instructions (Because You're Clearly Not Using This Twice):

Treat it like your best frenemy—wipe gently, don’t smudge, and don’t let it near drama (or red wine).
Use a soft cloth and clean from the center outward like the emotionally repressed adult you are.